Stoners live and stoners die,
But in the end we all get high,
So if at first you don't succeed,
Fuck this world and smoke some weed!
Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll,
Speed and weed and birth control,
First you live and then you die,
So fuck this world and lets get high!
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