Heard this on a trip a while back.
A West Virginian man had just gotten married and was about to consummate the marriage when his wife told him that she was a virgin. He had never taken a woman's virginity before, so in his distress he called his father and told him the situation. His father recommended he immediately file for a divorce. Surpised, the man asked how his father could say such a thing. He simply replied, "If she isn't good enough for her family, she isn't good enough for ours."
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