UNIX Man (to 'Nowhere Man')

A Beatle's Computer ParodyUnix Man--------He's a real UNIX ManSitting in his UNIX LANMaking all his UNIX .plansFor nobody.Knows the blocksize from du(1)Cares not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like youAnd me?UNIX Man, please listen(2)My lpd(8) is missin'UNIX ManThe wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command. He's as wise as he can beUses lex and yacc and CUNIX Man, can you help meAt all?UNIX Man, don't worryTest with time(1), don't hurry UNIX ManThe new kernel boots, just like you had planned. He's a real UNIX ManSitting in his UNIX LANMaking all his UNIX .plansFor nobody ...Making all his UNIX .plansFor nobody.