an old Russian man remembers a good friend he had in east Germany, and he decides he should go check up. He doesn't have enough money for a plane, however, so he decides he will drive. The next morning he and his wife get into their car and start driving. Several hours go by on the empty road and after a while, they reach the Latvian border. a man stops them and asks for passports. He asks in broken Russian “your names?”
the man responds “I am Ivan, this is my wife Tanya. we are travelling to Germany”
“Excellent. And what is your work?”
“I manufacture vodka”
“looks good sir, you may go”
Several more hours pass and they make it to the Lithuanian border. the guard stops them and asks
“Your names?”
“I am Ivan and this is my wife Tanya. we are Russians traveling to Germany”
“fine. profession?”
“I manufacture Vodka”
“looks good sir, you may pass”
The drive for another few hours, until late at night they make it to the polish border. The guard asks for the passports, and says
“what are your names?”
“I am Ivan and this is my wife Tanya. we are Russians.”
“Occupation?”
“No, just passing through”
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