A white man named Jimmy was dating a beautiful girl named Wendy. They were a great couple, and one night after sex, Wendy asked Jimmy, "Honey, you love me, right?"
"Of course!" he replied.
"Well, would you get my name tattooed on your penis?"
"Anything for you, sweetheart!"
The next day he goes to the tattoo parlor and gets her name tattooed on his erect penis. Afterwards, he goes home and waits for Wendy to get back from work. When she arrives, he shows her his new tattoo, but realizes that his dick is now flaccid, and it looks like it says "WY." He explains this to her, and she says "show me tonight when we have sex, you'll be erect then." He does, and she is ecstatic when she sees it.
One day, the two are in a restaurant and Jimmy goes to use the bathroom. He starts peeing in the urinal, when something catches his eye. There is a large Jamaican man next to him, whose dick also says "WY." *Is Wendy cheating on me?* he thinks to himself. He decides to confront the man about it.
He stops the man before he leaves the bathroom. "Hey, uh, what does your tattoo say?" Jimmy asks the Jamaican man.
"Oh, the dick tattoo? It says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'"
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