Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the
supernatural.


To get a feel for his audience, he asks, �How many people here believe in
ghosts?�


About 90 students raise their hands.
�Well that's a good start,� says the professor, �Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?�


About 40 students raise their hands.


�That's really good,� continues the professor, �I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?�


15 students raise their hands.


�That's a great response,� remarks the impressed professor, �has anyone here
ever touched a ghost?�


Three students raise their hands.


�That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?� asks the professor.


One student in the back raises his hand.


The professor is astonished.


He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, �Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.�


The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
podium.


The professor asks, �Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.�


The student replies, �Ghost?!?� Dang, I thought you said �goats.�