A man proposes to his longtime girlfriend, Wendy. He says: Wendy, I love you so much will you please be my wife? Which she replies: No, I will not be your wife until you prove your undying loyalty to me. You have to prove that you will never cheat on me or leave me.
He thinks about it for a couple of days then realizes his solution. I have got it! he says, then he goes and tattoos "Wendy" on his penis. He presents his soft dick to her the next day. She responds with: What the fuck did you do, why is there a W and a Y on your dick?
He says touch it ;) which she does and is erect penis shows her full name.
They get married.
A few months later he couldnt help but to notice a very large black man showering next to him at the Gym with the same W and Y tattoo on his penis. The guy approaches the large black man and says to him: Hey I couldnt help but to notice the tattoo on your dick, by any chance did you marry a Wendy too? In which the large black man responds:
No mon, me dick be sayin': Welcome to Jamaica and hov a nice day!
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