A man wakes up to a beautiful morning and decides it's a perfect day to go fishing. So, he wakes up his wife and says "honey it's such a beautiful morning, let's pack up the truck, grab the dog, and go fishing!"
She replies "honey I'm too tired, maybe another day."
The man disappointed and upset gives her an ultimatum "Well, you have 3 options. You can either go fishing, suck my dick, or take it in the ass. I'm heading downstairs to pack the truck and grab the dog, when I come back you better have an answer."
So the man heads downstairs to pack the truck and grab the dog and when he returns upstairs he asks "Well, have you made a decision?"
His wife sighs and says "I guess I'll suck your dick..."
As she reaches over and begins to pull down his pants she reels back in disgust and shouts "MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL??"
"Oh yeah..." he says "...the dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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