A kid is playing in his front yard wearing his dad's welders mask. A car pulls up and the guy driving shouts out "Hey kid, I have some candy want to go for a ride?"
The kid gets into the car and he's sitting there with the welders mask on. They are driving for a little bit when the driver leans over and asks the kid "hey son, do you know what fornication is?" The kid shakes his head "no"
They are driving a little further and the man leans over again and asks "son, do you know what sodomy is?" The kid shakes his head "no" again.
Further along in the ride the man leans over again and asks "son, do you know what fellatio is?" At this point the kid lifts the welders mask up and says "I have to tell you i'm not a real welder"
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