A guy asks his fiance to marry him. She says okay, but only if you get a tattoo of my name on your dick. The guy agrees and gets "Wendy" tattooed on his dick. When he has a soft one you could only see "WY"
They ends up going to Jamaica for their honeymoon. The guy goes into the bathroom and sees a 7 foot Jamaican guy enters the bathroom and stands next to him taking a piss. The man looks at his dick and says "No way, your wifes name is Wendy as well!?". The guy looks at the man and says, "No, it says Welcome to Jamaica enjoy your stay".
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