I asked reality for a god but I know reality doesn't work that way.

So I made up a God and convinced myself it was the reality.

-Humanity

edit: changed everyone to myself, originally supposed to be a religious leader instead of humanity, but I guess this change makes it more personal for ex-religious people.

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