Weird Humor

Here are some twisted jokes, try to find the meaning of them
(answers are below)


1. Why can't an American photographer take a picture of an Asian
with a hat?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. What's the next letter in the series?: W T N _?
4. A boy and his father are driving home. They have to cross
some train tracks. That day the stop lights for the tracks were
broke and they didn't know a train was coming. A train hit
them. They were rushed to the hospital where the father died.
The son had to have immediate surgery. The surgeon took one look
at the boy and said "I can't operate on him because he's my
son!" how can that be?
5. Before you go into the bathroom you're American. When you're
in the bathroom, what are you?


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Answers:
1. You need a camera to take a picture, not a hat!
2. Most people have only one birth day.
3. It's WTNL (What's The Next LETTER)
4. The surgeon was his mother.
5. European (you're a peeing!) :)