A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th
wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and
asks if he's getting sentimental because they're
celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time
before we got married. Your father threatened
me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in
jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.
Tomorrow I would've been a free man! "
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.