months ago in Minnesota, a cop on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.
"What's the matter?" asked the Policeman.
"Carburetor is frozen," was the terse reply.
"Piss on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't." said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The cop whipped out his dick and pissed on the carbuetor, promptly warming the carburettor as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the police station received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Joanne....."
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