Lady doc: Sir, I never laugh at patients.
Patient: OK.
Lady doc: You can show me any problem.
Patient: Don't laugh.
Man loosens belt. Unzips. Pulls down shorts.
Lady doc sees the smallest penis she's ever seen. Even on a baby. She bites her lip not to laugh.
Lady doc: And the specific problem?
Patient: Isn't it obvious? It's been swollen like this for a month!
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