A man is getting married, so his father decided to give him advice the night before the wedding. "On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
After the wedding, the happy couple got to the honeymoon suite, and the new groom decided to assert his place. He took off his pants and said: "Here try these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
He followed the script: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
He was pleasantly surprised whe she removed her pants. Then she handed them to him and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
That's when she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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