Come election time, I will be voting for Donald Trump.
However, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO STOP ME.
At a low cost of $50 (or best offer), I will not vote for Trump, AND let you vote for whoever you want. Thats right, I will NOT vote for Trump, AND I will let you choose who you want me to vote for!
WHAT AN OFFER!!!!
Love,
Adam
(Legal disclaimer: I am not sure if I am legally allowed to give someone else my vote, so incase I am ever harassed about this in the future by the FBI, I AM ONLY JOKING)
(Personal disclaimer: I am not joking and will totally take your money)
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