Dinkin, an Ohio farm boy, was trying to join a fraternity at the University of
Alaska, but the boys didn't want him.
They told him that in order to be accepted he'd have to do three things: drink
a gallon of homemade liquor, wrestle a grizzly bear and make love to an Eskimo
woman.
Dinkin guzzled down the booze and then staggered off into the woods. He
returned the next day, his clothes tattered and torn.
"What happened?!" asked the frat men.
"Never mind!" said the boy. "Now where's that Eskimo woman you wanted me to
wrestle?"
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