"Silver!" My aunt said.
"Tin!" Yelled my uncle.
The two of them argued until my father cut in. "You guys can argue until the cows turn blue in the face, but one answer sticks out like a sore throat: 18/10 stainless steel."
My father liked mixed-metal forks.
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