The teacher told us we had to buy our own meat and bring it to school the next day, with one catch: It had to be 90% lean or more. So I show up the next day and make the sliders. After class he asked me to stay to talk to him. He informed me that I had bought 80% lean meat, but since i'm a good student and since he's pretty *lenient* at grading, he'll let it *slide* and give me an A-.
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