Watched Sling Blade the other day and heard this charmer.

Two young men, one from California the other from Arkansas, we're standing on a bridge relieving themselves into the water. The guy from California looks over and says,

"Gee, this water sure is cold",

To which the guy from Arkansas replies,

"And deep too!"

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