"Every day, I arrived five minutes late to work," says the first. "Because I was careless, I was arrested for sabotage."
"Do not fool yourself," says the second. "Every day, I arrived five minutes early to work. I was arrested for spying."
The third stares quietly at the fire, rocking his head back and forth. "Every day I arrived precisely on time," he says. "My record was perfect. It was in this way I was discovered to own a Swiss watch."
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