Watch Your Mouth!!!!

This works great as a secret language to use around people you don't like
whom you want to insult in front of other people.


Old Phrase New Phrase


No fucking way.........................I don't think thats feasible
You've got to be shitting me...........Really
Tell someone who gives a fuck..........Perhaps you should check with....
Ask me if I give a fuck................Of course I'm concerned
It's not my fucking problem............I wasn't involved in that project
What the fuck..........................Interesting behavior
Fuck it, it won't work.................I'm not sure I can impliment this
Why the fuck didn't they tell..........I'll try to schedule that
me sooner
When the fuck do they expect...........Are you sure it's a problem
me to do this
He's got his head up his ass...........He's not familiar with the problem
Eat shit...............................You don't say
Eat shit and die.......................Excuse me
Eat shit and die mother fucker.........Excuse me sir
What the fuck do they want.............They aren't happy with it
with my life
Kiss my ass............................So you'd like my help with it
Fuck it I'm on salary..................I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
Shove it up your ass...................I don't think you understand
This job sucks.........................I love a challenge
Who the hell died and made you boss....You want me to take care of this
Blow me................................I see
Blow yourself..........................Do you see
Another fucking meeting................Yes, we should discuss this
I really don't give a shit.............I don't think it will be a problem
He's fucking retarded..................He's a bit confused