one day a father and son are sitting on a dock fishing.... as time passes the father pulls out a beer
son- dad can i have one"
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have any.
more time passes they catch some fish... father lights up a cigarette...
son- dad can i have one?
father- can your dick touch your ass?
son- no.
father- well then you cant have one.
more time passes ...this time the son pulls out some cookies ....
father- son can i have one?
son- can your dick touch your ass?
father- yes.
son- then go fuck yourself mom made these for me.
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