Men and women translate things totally differently.
When a woman comes up to a man and says, "I'm not wearing any underwear",
The man is thinking, "Alright! Might get lucky tonight!"
But, if a man comes up to a woman and says, "I'm not wearing any underwear,"
The woman is thinking "Good Lord! I have to wash those pants TWICE!"
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Edited by Curtis
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