Times up Mario


One day Vito The Gat goes to his 14 year old son and says, "Today is the day that you get your first pistola!"


The boy replies, "But I don't want a gun. I want a golden watch!"


Vito looks strangely at his son and says, "Wadda you want wit a watch?" Before the son can answer that he says, "Picture this, you come home from a job and you find your wife in bed wit your best friend, Mario. What say then?"


The son replies, "Time's up, Mario!"

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