10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel.
9. People never refer to you as "The crazy one in the family".
8. On weekends, you get to bring home weapons of mass destruction .
7. Don't want to clean your room? Threaten to tell the United States dad's
exact location.
6. Play your cards right and in 10 years you'll be torturing the Iraqi
people.
5. Unique chance to observe a tyrannical madman up close.
4. Big inheritance when U.S. troops finally kill your stepfather.
3. Father-son bonding over 3am prank calls to U.N. weapons inspectors.
2. You can get first pick of the police auction's seized and repossessed
camels.
1. Get to call Bin Laden "Uncle Osama"
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