One day, there was a reasonably attractive woman on board an airliner that just so happened to be crashing.
As her plane plummets to certain destruction, she can't help her need to feel like a woman one last time.
"Are there any men on the plane that want to make me feel like a real woman one last time!?!?!?", she hollered.
A man a few rows behind her hastily got out of his seat as much as he could to take his shirt off and blurted;
"HERE, IRON THIS!!!"
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