Bar tender asks, what do you have in the sack? The man pulls out a giant turtle and raises it above his head to show everyone. He slowly pulls out his penis, brings the turtle's mouth to his junk, and the turtle bites down onto his cock. The man releases hold of the turtle and it hangs by its chompers from the man's limp dick. The man then pokes the turtle in the eye to get it to release its weight-bearing grip and says, I'll buy the whole bar a round if anyone else is man enough to do that. A lone man in the back slowly stands up with his hand raised and sheepishly responds, I'll do it, but...you better not poke me in the eye like that!
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