We havent had a presidential assassination in a long time.
Note: Its a joke guys, on /r/jokes. Dont take it seriously :)
Edit: You guys. You cant take a bloody joke. There is far worse material on reddit, yet a simple Presidential Joke is a strict no no? Theres jokes about killing babies! Yet you guys seem to be so upset by a supposed 'death threat'. Well done.
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