Half past twelve. Dark night of Sao Paulo. There is a well-dressed man walking on a dark boulevard. To meet him looms a huge figure .
*Hey, senior*, - says figure, - *your watch - here?*
A man looks at his watch:
- Half ...
- *No, senior - I want the whole*
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