yo mamma's so ugly the titanic sank itself!!
yo mamma's so gay she makes the teletubbies look straight!!
yo mamma's so fat godzilla fears for his life!!
yo mamma's so dumb she thought 6 x 9 ='d 69!!
yo mamma's so dumb she was kicked out of pre-school
yo mamma's so fat after sex your father rolled over twice and
was still on the bitch!!
yo mamma's so fat your pappa couldn't have sex with her if he
wanted to!!
yo mamma's so fat she makes new york city look like a grain of
sand!!
yo mamma's so fat she comes with her own zip code!!
yo mamma's so fat the plane was forced to stay grounded!!
yo mamma's so ugly she makes deformed people cry!!
yo mamma's so fat people mistake her for an eclipse!!
yo mamma's so ugly bill clinton don't even want her!!
yo mamma's gayer than a 6 dollar bill with clinton's face on it!!
yo mamma's so fat she makes the ocean look like a kiddie pool!!
yo mamma's so dumb she drowned an a teaspoon of water!!
yo mamma's so old she was in jesus' yearbook!!
yo mamma's so fat all the planets orbit around her!!
yo mamma smells so bad her back side was condemed!!
yo mamma's so fat she has to be weighed at the train station!!
yo mamma's so fat the train station scale says 'to be
continued'!!
yo mamma's so fat the picture on her drivers licence says
continued on other side!!
yo mamma's so damn screwed up, when she gets pissed horns bust
out her ass!!
hell yo mamma's so fat she sits down in one spot and can be
everywhere!!
yo mamma's so filthy she was condemed!!
the end!!
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