Virgins

There were two gay guys on the side of the road trying to catch a ride after their car broke down. A truck driver pulls over and picks them up.

They're all hungry so they stop at a Mexican restaurant. They get back in the truck and the first gay guys whispers "Is it ok if i fart?" and the trucker goes "This is a man's truck! Do whatever you want!" He leans over, pushes real hard and breathes out in relief without any sound.

The second guy says "I have to fart, too. Is that ok?" the trucker says "This is a man's truck! Do whatever you want!" So he leans over, pushes real hard and breathes out in relief without any sound.

Five minutes later the trucker leans over and lets out a huge fart. It rumbles the truck! The first gay guy leans over to the second gay guy and mumbles: 'Virgin.'

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