The Muslim man was driving through a rural town in Alabama, when he is pulled over by a Redneck cop. The cop gets out of his car and approaches the window of the Muslim man's car.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" The cop says
The Muslim man responded angrily, "I had no fucking clue officer!"
The cop, surprised, looked the Muslim man back in the eyes and said "What did you just say ta me?"
The Muslim man apologetically responded, "I'm sorry officer, it's Ramadan and I've been fasting. It's part of my religion."
The cop wrote the man a ticket and looked down at him. He then responded by saying "One, yer religion don't let you slide past all our laws, an' two, it ain't called fastin', stupid. Its called speedin'."
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