A guy walks up to his wife and says he wants to fuck her in the ear.
To which she responds: 'No, you can't.'
'Why not?' he asks?
'Because i'll go deaf' she says.
'That's weird because i already fucked you a couple of times in the mouth and you still won't shut up.' he answers.
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