Crazy Mike walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and potent all night?"The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' containing single wrapped packets. He says, "Take one of these and you'll go crazy for 12 hours."Crazy Mike replies, "Hell, gimme three"The next day Mike returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and asks, "Well, how'd it go?" In answer, Mike pulls down his pants, to display his penis that's black and blue and blistered, one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist had ever seen.Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a tube of Ben Gay."The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"Mike replies, "Hell, no, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up."
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