It was a very hot day in Minnesota. Inga finished hanging up the wash, put dinner in the oven and headed downtown to do some errands.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself, as she walked down Main Street.
As she passed by a tavern, she thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Inga said, "it is so hodt. I tink I'll have myself ze coldt beer."
"Anheuser Busch?" asked the bartender.
Blushing, Inga replied, "Vell, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
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