A kid asks his dad:
"Dad, how much is my dick worth?"
"Five bucks.", he replies
"And yours?"
"Ten bucks..."
"OMG dad, we're so poor!"
"Why?"
"Last night, mom told the neighbor his dick was worth millions."
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