After the first night of sex, in the morning, after waking drowsily, the man, due to force of habit says "Hey babe, I only have $100. Do you have change?"
The woman, also by force of habit says "You guys are always the same...this is why I always carry a $20 bill"
And they both stare at each other in an uncomfortable silence....
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