Va un un tontiland�s a un cabaret y le dice al due�o:
"Hola se�or, quiero conseguirme una de esas chicas que haces cositas... �cuanto me costara?"
"No s�, se�or, depende del tiempo..."
"Bueno, bueno, supongamos que llueve..."
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