Use the word beautiful in a sentence...

Little Billy's first grade teacher asked the class if they could use the word beautiful in a sentence.

Little Billy's hand shot straight up, waving in the air like he's trying to shake off a booger, but the teacher ignores him because he is Little Billy.

"Sally," says the teacher, "can you use beautiful in a sentence?"

"The world is a beautiful place," says Sally.

"That's good," says the teacher.

Billy's hand still waves.

"John," says the teacher, "can you use beautiful in a sentence?"

"My teacher is beautiful," says John.

"That's very nice," says the teacher.

Little Billy is still waving his hand and refuses to be ignored.

"Yes?" says the exasperated teacher, finally calling on Little Billy.

Little Billy shoots up out of his seat, stands up and proudly says...

"Last night at dinner my sister told my dad she was pregnant, and he said 'beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.,"