Teacher: Why didnt you study for the test ?
Johnny: There was power cut. So no electricity .No light. No study.
T: Then why didn't you light a candle ?
J : Candle was in the prayer room.
T : Why didn't you go and take it ?
J: It is forbidden to enter the prayer room without taking a bath .
T: Why didn't you take a bath ?
J: No water.
T: Then why didn't you turn on the motor ( used for pumping in water from the water tank )?
J : You Dumbass that's what I told you in the beginning ! It was a powercut ...
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