1945 - we painted pictures of girls on airplanes to remind us of home. 2000 - they put the real thing in the cockpit. 1945 - your girlfriend was at home praying you would return alive. 2000 - she is in the same trench praying your condom worked. 1945 - medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own. 2000 - medals are awarded to people who work at headquarters. 1945 - a commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people. 2000 - a commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt. 1945 - wars were planned and run by generals with lots of important victories. 2000 - wars are planned by politicians with lots of equivocating.1945 - all you could think about was getting out and becoming a civilian again. 2000 - all you can think about is getting out and becoming a civilian again.
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