One day, a man came home to find his wife hysterically crying.
He said, "Honey, whats the matter?" She said, "Oh it was
terrible. This black man broke in the house. He raped me, made
me suck his cock and made me sing the star spangled banner".
"That's terrible," the man replied. "I know. I don't know how to
sing."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.