Black Couples Costume

A black couple were invited to a costume party. The man told the
women to go out and get his costume.


When he came home, he saw the costume that his wife had bought
laid out on the bed. It was a superman costume. Upon seeing this
he yelled to his wife, "Superman? A superman comstume? Have you
ever heard of a black superman? Go back and get me a new
costume!" A little aggrivated, she goes to get his costume.


The next day the man returns home and sees his new costume on
the bed. It was a batman costume. Apon seeing this, he yelled to
his wife, "A batman costume? Have you ever heard of a black
batman? Go and get me a new costume!" The wife, being furious,
goes to get a new costume.


The husband returns home the next day to find a white belt, some
white polka-spots, and a 2x4 of wood.


The husband, seeing this yells to his wife, "What are these
for?" The wife replies, "Well, you can just wear the belt and be
an oreo. If you don't like that then put on the polka-dots and
go as a domino. And if you still don't like that, than shove the
2x4 up your butt and go as a fudgesickle!"