A woman is sunbathing nude on the roof of a 50-story building when, suddenly, a gust of wind blows her off. A guy on the 40th floor who happens to be leaning out the window catches her.
The guy tells the woman, "Wow, I just saved you! How about giving me a blowjob?"
She says, "No, I couldn't do that!" So he throws her back off the building.
A guy on the 30th story catches her, and he says, "Hey baby, how about a little screw?"
She says, "No!" So he throws her back off the building.
A guy on the 20th story catches her and, by this time, she is hysterical.
She says, "Please don't throw me out. I'll give you a blow job, sex, anything you want!"
The guy says, "You slut!" and he throws her back off the building.
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