Two friends are in a bar moaning about how ugly their wives are.
The first guy says his wife is uglier.
The second says, "Come with me and I'll show you my wife."
The two guys head out and get to the other one's house.
The guy opens the cellar door and says, "Honey could you come up here?"
She says, "Should I put the bag over my head?"
And he replies, "No, I don't want to fuck you, I just want to show you to someone."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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