One night a guy and his girlfriend started getting horny at the
guys house. The guy had to share a room with his little 7 year
old brother and they shared a bunk. He got the top and his
little brother got the bottom. Well they started getting it on,
and one thing led to another and they started to do it. He told
his girlfriend to say lettuce if she wanted it harder, and
tomatoes if she wanted it slower. "Lettuce, tomatoes" she said
"Lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce..." she screamed out. Then
his little brother shouted up sleepily, "Can you guys stop
making sandwiches? The mayonnaise is getting all over me!"
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