Whale 1: Hey, you know what would be funny? If we went under the boat and tipped it over with our blow holes.
Whale 2: Haha yeah, let's do it!
*The two whales proceed to go under the boat, blow their blow holes and tip it over*
Whale 1: Hahaha that was great! You know what would be even better? If we ate the crew members!
Whale 2: Whoa whoa whoa! I'm all good for a blowjob but I will not [swallow](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2ib4wq/two_whales_are_chilling_in_the_ocean_when_a_boat/cl0y7sl) the seamen!
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