An American vampire walks into a bar and gets a shot of blood.
A British vampire walks in and gets a glass of hot water.
The American vampire goes up to the British one and asks,
"What the fuck are you doing?"
He pulls out a tampon and says,
" I'm making my tea you bloody bastard!"
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